segunda-feira, 11 de dezembro de 2017

Military surplus in the Army

The Portuguese army had a surplus of men and offered
a retirement incentive program.
  She promised all volunteers wishing to retire a
 sum of 100 euros for each centimeter measured in a straigh
t line between two different points of the body.
  Each soldier could choose which parts of the body he could
 use to determine the amount of the premium.
  The first and youngest candidate asked that the distance between
 the above his head and the tip of his toes is used.
  As he measured 2.10 he got a bonus of 2100 euros.
 The second candidate, a little more cunning, asked to be measured
 end of his arms raised to the end of his toes. He got 2,800 euros.
 The third candidate, an old chief warrant officer who had seen more
 than one, asked to be measured from the tip of his penis to his testicles!
 We give him Recommends to reconsider the situation, underlining the
 amounts advantageous that the first two candidates had received.
 But the old Sargent-chef insisted and his choice was respected provided
 that the measure taken by a military doctor.
The military doctor arrived and asked the Chief Warrant Officer to lower
 his pants, which he did.
  The doctor placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief Warrant 
Officer's penis and proceeded backwards.
  "My God!' said the doctor, but where are your testicles?
 The old chief warrant officer calmly replied:
 I left them in Angola, when I was in the war because of
 antipersonnel mine !...

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