When all people say who speak english.

We can find many people who say, who know to speak
english very well, but when they start to speak to someone,
the most part of the words they don´t understand, they make
many mistakes normally about pronunciation what it arrives
with author this blog, because he has some deafness.
As we can see in this dialogue or other formal
discussion between groups of people.

Do you speak english?
- Yes, I speak a little
- What your name?
- Raph C.Azuos
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't it hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast..

Sometimes it´s difficult understand the truth
the message specially, when english people talk
very fast.